Sunday, 5 December 2010

Episode Thirteen Survival Guide

We know what you're thinking.
"Surely you've covered everything worth knowing about crime!" we know you'll say, and we acknowledge your surprise at receiving this timely second episode on crime.
"I thought I had been well equipped to deal with a dishonest world but then you tell me Part Two is on its way," we contemplate you squealing, noticeably betrayed and elated at the same time. You're welcome.
"Another thirty minutes about baddies? Things are worse than I thought on this planet we call Earth," we anticipate you stating.
Well, here it is. Episode Thirteen, Part Two. Crime. Part Two of Episode Thirteen, about crime. Episode Crime, thirteen part. Two.
There are some bad people out there. People who steal chips, dig up bones and poo on your freshly washed car. But there are also some animals who do the same and it is these guys that Part Two focuses on.
Listen with awe as the boys in Abigail's Tearoom inform you of the terrors of shoplifting seagulls, gangland keas and CIA-trained cats.
Gasp in amazement when you learn of badgers' reign of terror over this land in which we live (Britain).




And weep with weeping as Jonty relives his bad ape experience.
That's not all. The boys then attempt to assemble their most awesome animal crime teams: three animals for the perfect heist. Which would you choose?
Spoiler alert! Pete goes down the Hollywood route for his team. Remember these?
We'll be back in a couple of weeks when Pete gets us to dish out love advice. Thanks for your continued downloads and attention and that. Much love!

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